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Kid Politics


PATRIOTIC BOY - "Thanks for the crushing debt that I'm going to have to pay, Socialist"

REPUBLICANS! - Have ruined "Kool-Aid" for America's children.

American Badass -

The "Smart" Ones -

TAGS: democrat brainwashed crying college kida
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2016, 6:59 pm

You were "never banned"...."they" hacked your account and got you banned. So, you were banned? What was your old username?
LikeGlobalWarmingToSnowflakes - December 11, 2016, 6:08 pm
Those typical left wing liberal Democrat party worshipping identity theft criminals were banned.
LikeGlobalWarmingToSnowflakes - December 11, 2016, 6:02 pm
PS... I was never banned. Left wing liberal Shillarys hacked my account, sent out offensive messages, and got me banned. Because they were just more honest about it.
LikeGlobalWarmingToSnowflakes - December 11, 2016, 5:57 pm
The narrative of the safe zone needing, Crayola crayon craving, coloring book coloring, snot nosed snivelling, police cop killing, typical Democrat robot is that no one is better than them. Meanwhile, Americans...
LikeGlobalWarmingToSnowflakes - December 11, 2016, 5:51 pm
Aaaaaaaannnnd therein lies the rub. Leftist liberals, Democrats, Shillary's, faux, and those who apologize for them, think that no one is better than them. Meanwhile, Americans are saying that we do not need to create a narrative for us.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 10, 2016, 8:52 pm

And which banned member are you? Don't think for a minute that you're better than him. Everyone that lied and deceived during the last 8 years is guilty. Some were just more honest about it.
LikeGlobalWarmingToSnowflakes - December 10, 2016, 7:55 pm
Faux admitted he was a shill for Hillary. In fact, he inhaled so much of the Democrat Kool Aid powder that he proudly announced to the world that he was a proud SHillary. Ooohhh... another Democrat narrative destroyed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 10, 2016, 3:00 pm

Faux promised to leave if Trump won....seems like he's sticking to his promise.
Cyberhagen - December 10, 2016, 12:52 pm
Speaking of, haven't seen much of Fauxnews here since Trump won.

The Greatest Generation Vs. Millennials -


'Trayvon could have been me 35 yrs ago' -

TAGS: obama could also be the 61 people that died in chicago this past year and have kids that look like those 61 people
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - July 20, 2013, 1:10 am
Choomers of a feather flock together?
foxrecon19d - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
How dare he insult Trayvon by comparing himself to him

Indoctrination -

TAGS: terrorist arab kids violence guns
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - September 3, 2014, 12:50 pm
Thank you.
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2014, 4:25 am
Very nicely done 5Ls


TAGS: obama nigeria kidnappings talking tough
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - May 15, 2014, 12:36 pm
...I'd be do the Chuck Norris thing right now, sending in at least SOME ONE. It's so complicated... and then it's not. Would think with all this military tech, something could be done to take out the bad guys and save the day
fauxnews - May 15, 2014, 12:35 pm
Maybe I'm naive but this is the part of the military policy I don't get. Couldn't they just send in a delta force or something? I know it's not that easy and I get how actions in places like Iraq were a mistake but if I were America's pres....
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 12:30 pm
OTC thinks Nigeria and Kenya are the same thing... how adorable.
Curlyrocks - May 14, 2014, 12:09 am
Ya know I never bought into the whole birther thing, but seeing as he's doing about as much to save those girls as Goodluck Jonathan, being nothing, maybe he is a Nigerian president?
OTC - May 13, 2014, 6:14 am
"Our" girls? See, he is from Kenya
Curlyrocks - May 12, 2014, 12:46 pm
I'm starting to think this may be punishment for Syria. We wouldn't let him go into Syria because it was too hard to tell who was good and who was Al-quada. So now even in the face of an obvious evil like slavers he has America sit back and watch.

Vote for a Democrat -

TAGS: trusting a politician is like trusting a predator to babysit your kid
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - March 27, 2014, 12:13 am
Correction: "They know how to fix elections!"

DESTROYING THE FUTURE - Nearly half of US public schools failing No Child Left Behind standards

"HE HAS A LOT ON HIS PLATE" - says Jay Carney, regaring Obama's being AWOL on jobs council mtgs.

TAGS: you gotta be freakin kidding me
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - October 13, 2012, 9:13 am
he's having chow
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 9:04 am
and some dog

Professional Firearm Training -

Obama Stabbed the anit-war supportes in the back -


KENTUCKY - "I now pronounce you husband and wife."

THE EMPEROR - Is nekkid

TAGS: nekkid
Rating: 4.11/5

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CIVILITY IN OUR DISCOURSE - With death threats against Sarah Palin at an all time high, some folks need to listen to our president a little more closely! I'm Just Sayin!

CHARLIE'S SLAP ON THE WRIST - Charlie is so upset about his censure. Sure he is.....

A BLACK PRESIDENT! HA! - How could there ever be a black President? My daddy was president, so my son will be president! Right! Right?



COULD YOU REMOTELY IMAGINE SEEING ROMNEY IN A PIC SUCH AS THIS? - Loosen up Mitt, this is why you are losing.

TAGS: romney boring obama kids funny
Rating: 2.63/5

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JGalt - September 10, 2012, 6:47 am
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 1:22 am
That empty chair thing really rankled you didn't it?
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 1:20 am
He's a ped
romneyisatool - September 10, 2012, 1:19 am
TRANSLATION (what Groucho really is saying): WAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *cry* *sniffle*
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 1:16 am
Obama p*** Bear

VOTERS - Get'em when they're young...

Gun Control -

TAGS: guns kids violence freedom
Rating: 1.67/5

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Bandit5906 - September 3, 2014, 11:42 am
I understand ...now FC
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2014, 4:31 am
For the record, the weapon is called a MAAW-S developed as a joint venture between Scandinavian nations to defend against armored vehicles. Though some MAAW-Ss are deployed with US forces, especially the US Marines, this picture wasn't taken in America
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2014, 2:12 am
Because, according to progressives, the Constitution of the United States of America grants citizens certain "rights"
Bandit5906 - September 2, 2014, 10:45 pm
Why have quotes around rights?



That's right: -

NSA will not release tapes of tarmac conversations -

Learn To Swim Or Drown Already -

TAGS: liberal kiddy pool soggy diapers
Rating: 5/5

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rjmcready - December 30, 2017, 8:52 pm

Grandkids and Golf -

I Was Only Kidding -

Liberal Stupidity -

kid rock -

Bernie Supporters -

History repeats -

TAGS: history repeat saddam trump kids
Rating: 5/5

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0TC - November 20, 2017, 7:17 pm
Saddam is close. But I was thinking he is more of a Diet Caligula. Little Boots, meet Little Hands.

planned parenthood -

American Bad Ass -

Kids react to gay marriage ruling -

TAGS: kids g** marriage supreme court
Rating: 3.92/5

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rebeccaolsen - July 4, 2015, 4:30 pm
So is that your excuse, kiddo? :-D Thank you for the clarification
Cyberhagen - July 4, 2015, 1:29 pm
Kids say anything their parents have raised them to say, and that's true of either ideology, right or left.